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Verirrter Flugschüler während einem Überlandflug:
"Unknown airport with a Cessna 150 circling overhead. Identify
yourself, please."
Pilot "Tower, give me a rough timecheck."
Tower "It´s tuesday."
Pilot "WHAT?"
Tower "Tuesday afternoon ..."
Controller: "CRX 500, are you on course to SUL?"
Pilot: "More or less"
Controller: "So proceed a little bit more to SUL."
Controller nach der Landung einer British Airways-Maschine: "Just
let you know on the approach you were a little left of the centerline."
Pilot: "That is correct, Sir. And my first officer was slightly
to the right."
Motorseglerpilot (nach seinem Standort gefragt): "......äh, Hotel Bravo 2107, downhill."